What the fook is up with my new governor's eyebrows?
It seemed to be a pretty pitiful performance, as his pacing was shot to hell, he put emphasis on all the wrong lines, and all the while, he's beaming like Mr. Guy Smiley even when discussing starving grandmas who can't get their drugs (though I guess that's no worse than Dubya's omnipresent smirk, even when discussing dead Iraq veterans.)
But I'll be damned if I could really pay attention to any of it, as I was kept in a total state of rapture by his Belushi-esque left eyebrow. The damned thing kept floating so far up his forehead, I thought it was gonna finally make a break for it and crawl under his hairline for protection.
He kinda looks like Jack Nicholson with a Belushi eyebrow. He's got those heavy lidded eyes.
Posted by: Joanna | February 01, 2006 at 11:14 AM
Senator Blutarsky's campaign slogan:
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
Listen to him: He's chairman of the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee.
Posted by: Inkstained Wretch | February 03, 2006 at 11:00 AM
Actually, if you watch the reunion documentary available on the Animal House special edition released this past fall, you'd know the former senator is now President Blutarsky.
Posted by: R.J. Lehmann | February 03, 2006 at 11:11 AM
President Blutarsky? Really? So then being fat, drunk and stupid IS the path to success?
Posted by: Inkstained Wretch | February 03, 2006 at 12:41 PM