Avast ye varmint, ye scalawag, ye scum ridden weevil shaggers, lest ye know what th' first light o' morrrrrn be bringin'? Aye, 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Th' scurvy dog columnist Dave Barry be advisin' fer ye landlubbers:
If you need to brush up on your pirate talk, you can go here and run your mouse over the pirate critter's pants to generate a random pirate phrase, thanks to the wonder of the Pants Based Random Pirate Phrase Generator (PBRPPG), which was invented in 1704 by Bluebeard. Or possibly Blackbeard. It was definitely some guy with a beard.
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